Brian Musikoff bartends at a bar in Hoboken.

He also draws comics.

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(From Whitehouse.org)

Hey boys and girls! Now you probably already know all about President Bush’s awesome Palm Helper, but did you know that your Commander in Chief is so hip and cool, He even has His very own iPod? It’s true! Just check out His rocking new über-Patriotic playlist for 2005!

Killing an Arab – The Cure
Daddy is a Yale Man – Yale Whiffenpoofs
The Winner Takes it All – ABBA
Dixie (Dance Mix) – Daughters of the American Revolution
Danger Zone – Kenny Loggins
Rock the Casbah – The Clash
Macho Man (12″ Version) – Village People
The South’s Gonna Do It Again – Charlie Daniels Band
Killing in the Name – Rage Against the Machine
Jesus Hold My Hand – John Ashcroft
Fortunate Son – Credence Clearwater Revival
Ride of the Valkyries – Richard Wagner
Killing Is My Business… And Business Is Good! – Megadeth
Father and Son – Cat Stevens
Long Distance Drunk – Modest Mouse
Fuck Foreigners in There [sic.] Dirty Unwiped Asses – Toby Keith

(abbreviated, full list here)

Click to play 50 Drunk Santas

Whiskey Bar sucks, at least that’s what all those Santa Clauses were yelling. Plus, see the 3 coolest little bikes in the world. God I wish I had one of those when I was a little pirate. Oh, and I’m a pirate now.

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I have a small notebook that I’ve filled with ideas for movie scenes. I decided to fructify this one for the sole reason that it didn’t require another person to do it. I decided it would be a good idea to make it black and white to be more like an art-school drop-out’s film.

Anyway, I really wanted a dwarf to play the medicine man (guy with mask).

In my notebook, the medicine man lives inside a closet at Blockbuster Video. He has a brown leather golfer’s hat (like a beret) and talks in Russian. The whole scene came to me in a dream, so I really can’t take credit (criticism) for it.

My friends are at a bar on 14th right now.

I love you people.

I’m gonna go meet them.

Mahalo

Ok,
AQ

President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?”

The bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.”

So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?”

Bush says, “We’re planning WW III.”

And the guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.”

The guy exclaimed, “A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?”

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, “See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims”.

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Danny Aiello - MPG

Danny Aiello is a great man. Some say he’s the best actor ever in the history of the universe. But I just know him as that product of immaculate conception that owns the restaurant next to our office. Honestly, I’ve never eaten there. There are about 2 restaurants per capita in this little city and I don’t really like Italian food that much.
I just know Danny Aiello was a bad-ass in Leon (The Professional) and from what I can tell, he’s a bad-ass in real life too.

This ridiculous video was getting over 1000 downloads per month, and since it’s still on the archive I decided to take it down from this site. It really isn’t worth watching, especially if you search for porn vlog on Google or Yahoo expecting some nudity or sex. It was just an early attempt at videoblogging, nothing sexual.

So anyway, if you want some hot action, just check out all my other videos on this site.
Especially these and these.

Or, check out my day job.

This ridiculous video was getting over 1000 downloads per month, and since it’s still on the archive I decided to take it down from this site. It really isn’t worth watching, especially if you search for porn vlog on Google or Yahoo expecting some nudity or sex. It was just an early attempt at videoblogging, nothing sexual.

So anyway, if you want some hot action, just check out all my other videos on this site.
Especially these and these.

Or, check out my day job.

The fishing trip was on Tuesday. I awoke in a hospital bed early Friday morning and wrote down everything I could remember. The following is a version of that writing that has been edited by my friends at the FBI to save me any legal hassles or charges of regicide.

"That’s a good catch, that’s dinner" Plocik said. As I awoke I saw the fuzzy outline of a 25 pound Amberjack wriggling in the sun.

"Quirk, get back here and lick this fish" said Smitty.

Then, back to sleep. Sleep was the thing for me. The only thing that kept me from coughing up bile. Sleep and fancy ketchup. Where did I get all these packets of fancy ketchup?

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Video by Nick Rasche - 05:37

My friends and I are planning a deep-sea fishing excursion for next month. I set it up yesterday. It’s a half-day trip to about 20 miles off the gulf coast, near Tampa Bay. After e-mailing my friends to give them the information, I received this reply from Andy: "I am going to catch a sword fish, shove it’s spoon bill in my butt, and masturbate with a silly hat and an eye patch."

I bet you will, buddy, I bet you really will.

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