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We’re having a special on radial symmetry. 3 for $5, 2 for $10.
This one has some strong language. Strong like bull.

(The chuck is on The PAN every Friday.)

Hunter killed himself a year ago. What an asshole.

Here’s a good memo on the art of self-promotion:

TO: COLONEL DEPP / LONDON / FEBRUARY 2, 1999
FROM: DR. THOMPSON / WOODY CREEK
SUBJECT: PUBLIC FLOGGINGS I HAVE KNOWN

Okay, Colonel — Good work on your brutal publicity. Kick the shit out of five or six more of those rotters & you’ll make the cover of Time.

Or maybe you want to come to CUBA this weekend & help me write my new honky-tonk song: “Jesus Hated Bald Pussy.”

Anyway, this act with the Plank might have legs. Let’s give it a whirl in HAVANA. We could both load up on Absinth and trash a nice suite in the Hotel Nacional. Invite 50 or 60 Beautiful People to a party/celebration in honor of Che Guevara, which then “got out of hand.” DEPP JAILED AFTER ORGY IN CUBA, PROSTITUTES SEIZED AFTER MELEE IN PENTHOUSE, ACTOR DENIES TREASON CHARGES.

Why not? And I do, in fact, have a balcony suite at the Hotel Nacional a/o February 4-14, and I could use a suave Road Manager. Shit, feed the tabloids a rumor that you have Fled to Cuba to avoid British justice. Yeah, crank that one up for a few days while you drop out of sight - and then we hit them with the ORGY IN CUBA story, along with a bunch of lewd black-and-white photos, taken by me. Shocking Proof.

Yessir. This one is definitel do-able, & it will also give me a story. You bet. And Sleepy Hollow will open in the Top Three. Trust me. I understand these things.

Meanwhile, you should be getting your finished album & 6,666 pounds (less my 10%) in coins from EMI very shortly. And I am going off to Cuba, for good or ill, on Thursday. Send word soonest.

DOC

From “Kingdom of Fear” by H.S.T.

Hunter S. Thompson- Click for Video

Football Season Is Over!

That was the title of Hunter S. Thompson’s last written work. His suicide note. Hunter S. Thompson killed himself one year ago today. I put together some images and artwork related to the late Doctor. It is a humble attempt to pay tribute to a person whom I never met. Yet considered an old friend. If you have never read one of his books you should give him a read.
~nar

[editor’s note: this video was made by Nick, my friend in Indiana and sometimes Bullemhead contributor]

it’s a little sloppy….it was late.

Music: The Pixies-”Where Is My Mind?”

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An answer to the question.

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Here’s to Valentine’s Day! Seriously.

This is one of my favorite PAN feeds so far. Mica agrees.

The excellent piece about the origins of Valentine’s Day and Pan were done by Erik.

This is from a series of headless, fully-feathered chickens I’ve seen in the gutter on Congress Street here in the Jersey City Heights. I told my friend Daniel about it, he lives in Manhattan, and he says he has seen them there as well. The Cuban people practice this form of Catholicism called Santeria, and one of the rituals is to sacrifice live chickens.

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“No expectations here” as a great Norwegian lumberjack once screamed during his escape into the woods.

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Groundhog day for the woodchuck is a time for reflection.

Be sure to catch the woodchuck every Friday on The PAN.