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Sometimes you eat the ants, sometimes the ants eat you.

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Here is a short video commentary I made for Jeff Pulver’s “How To Watch Internet TV” contest.

Featuring Nelson and Proctor.

We are running hot; our gears greased and free.

Our first two auctions (one, two) were legitimate successes.

Then something happened. Either some negative nancy reported us to eBay out of malice, or they just were offended by our obviously sarcastic remark about terrorist blogs on auction two. Either way, they booted us.

So now, we’ve taken matters into our own dirty hands. Learn about it:

Due to a recent incident involving certain by-products of our current political environment, an unnamed online auction site has banned Wreck & Salvage from use of its services. At times like these True Patriots must stand tall. We will not cower to corporate terrorism that attempts to stifle the free enterprise system of the good ol’ USA.

Thus, effective immediately we will host independent auctions through our own site (link)

Show these carpetbaggers, these usurpers of blue-collared red-blooded America, who really greases the gears and stokes the furnaces of Our Homeland.

Our auctions run on the honor system, and our word is 350 maraging steel (in layman’s terms, it’s damned solid).

RULES TO FOLLOW

1. All bids are contracts, reneging on bids will result in a swift kick to the shins.

2. The auction begins after the first bid is placed, and ends on the date noted in the weekly post.

3. This is the honor system.

That’s it. Good luck.

Here are our previous eBay auctions: Weeks One & Two

Bid with confidence, and without Fear.

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On that note, I leave you with these two important links:

1. Our auction for week three

2. This Thomas Jefferson VS. Hunter S. Thompson video helps to explain our feelings on the situation.

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT.