Back on the Block
http://www.wreckandsalvage.com/auction
Hai-Bid-Ku
Come on back to town,
the water is warm and brown,
the auction is cheap.
Be a pal, buddy,
Vote with your dollars and cents,
Kick the tires and grill.
Mahna mahna mah,
na mahna mahna mahna,
mahna mahna mah.
I am eagerly
waiting for a hot baby
to play with my hair,
And tell me that all
will be OK, so long as
we get some money.
With the funding from
this Wreck & Salvage
auction, we will buy some beans.
Magic ones, no less.
And soon as we plant them beans
they’ll fructify quick.
I promise that we’ll
make a delicious bean soup
to rub on ourselves.
All will be revealed.
All will be real confusing.
All will be sexy.
Tonight, sexkittens,
is a hot night for bidding.
Get it while you’re hot.




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