The inspector general of the Department of Homeland Security, in a report [pdf] released Tuesday, found that as of January, Indiana, with 8,591 potential terrorist targets, had 50 percent more listed sites than New York (5,687) and more than twice as many as California (3,212), ranking the state the most target-rich place in the nation.
The database is used by the Homeland Security Department to help divvy up the hundreds of millions of dollars in antiterrorism grants each year, including the program announced in May that cut money to New York City and Washington by 40 percent, while significantly increasing spending for cities including Louisville, Ky., and Omaha.
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One business owner who learned from a reporter that a company named Amish Country Popcorn was on the list was at first puzzled. The businessman, Brian Lehman, said he owned the only operation in the country with that name.
“I am out in the middle of nowhere,” said Mr. Lehman, whose business in Berne, Ind., has five employees and grows and distributes popcorn. “We are nothing but a bunch of Amish buggies and tractors out here. No one would care.”
But on second thought, he came up with an explanation: “Maybe because popcorn explodes?”
The links to these videos have been missing since Q changed servers. Maybe he deleted them due to their enormous size. At any rate I have put them back up for the time being.
You gotta outsmart the fish at night, and pull out all the stops, use every tool in the toolbox, and every weapon in the arsenal.
(Music playing in background is Reagan’s Polyp. An audio orchestration of dimensional perversions and much needed truth in music today. Reagan’s Polyp shows the world real artistry of sound while most of the world, like our brains, limits itself to a dull existence of cowardice and greed by both bending over and kneeling down! Perfect for the late night rendezvous with that certain someone you want to impress or for showing the relatives what sort of music you’re into! Let Reagan’s Polyp slather the LOVE all over your mind! You’ll be glad you did!)
Brock, Nick and I set out to crush the spirits of the pescatorial residents of Lake Lelu. We were somewhat successful. But remember, fish have no nerves in their faces, so they probably don’t mind it that much, minus the not being able to breathe part. It’s like when someone holds your head underwater against your will, you get to enter the underwater world, and if you have courage, you can find serenity in that brief moment. Or it’s like when Clarence, a kid that lived one street over, brought his kid brother over to play basketball, and I fouled him, and he jumped up and clocked me in the jaw. It didn’t hurt, but it was pretty embarrassing.
Our friend Jason Hertweck had one too many pulls on the absinthe bottle the other evening, followed by one too many pulls on the bourbon. So after passing out on the bench seat of our pontoon boat, he had his face assed by Smitty, subsequently referred to by the rest of us as getting “Hertwecked”.
I had to stop in the middle of editing this several times because I was crying on the keyboard.
I don’t care how old I get, seeing somebody get an ass in the face will always make me laugh.
Turkey Maulin’ III- Click for Video
This video is from the infamous foul-mouthed Smitty. It follows the poor bastards attempt at a turkey hunt. To give him some credit there has been a lot of pressure on the birds in the area. I had only seen one Tom during my scouting on Friday. My father-in-law shot it in the face on Saturday morning. There is one picture of it in the video.
This video is about 11 min. long.
~nar
1lb. 2oz. Crappie
[editor’s note: this entry was created by N.Rasche…part-time contributor to bullemhead.]
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