Brock, Nick and I set out to crush the spirits of the pescatorial residents of Lake Lelu. We were somewhat successful. But remember, fish have no nerves in their faces, so they probably don’t mind it that much, minus the not being able to breathe part. It’s like when someone holds your head underwater against your will, you get to enter the underwater world, and if you have courage, you can find serenity in that brief moment. Or it’s like when Clarence, a kid that lived one street over, brought his kid brother over to play basketball, and I fouled him, and he jumped up and clocked me in the jaw. It didn’t hurt, but it was pretty embarrassing.
A list of phones that are probably fucking up your head:
The following list was compiled by calculating the SAR, or Specific Absorption Rate, of the phones. The SAR measures the quantity of radiofrequency energy that is absorbed by the body. The higher the SAR, which is measured in Watts/Kilogram, the higher the ability of the phone to cause cell damage. The one thing that jumps out when you look at the list is the dominance of Motorola. The company likely isn’t thrilled that they have secured the top 9 spots on the list of eleven phones. But it could account for why they have the best reception.
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