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Must be “fun with kitchen implements” week. This is the definition of Whisking: It is not Spatulacasting. There are those who lump these two terms together and call them Utensilblogging. Those people can rot in hell.
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Halloween comes early this year with this twisted tale of woe and derangement. In an abandoned movie theater in 1930’s Chicago, the killer sets loose his rage upon the unsuspecting and helpless characters of the silver screen. Then in a moment of clarity, the beast realizes the damage he has inflicted and turns the blade upon his own head.
A brief respite from the shitstorm. Cause if you don’t occasionally laugh your brain will explode.
Via Crossroads.net:
The worst English phrasebook in history, English as She is Spoke. This 1883 book is without question the worst phrasebook ever written. The writer, Pedro Carolino, who was Portuguese, did not particularly speak English, nor did he have a Portuguese-English dictionary available. Instead, he worked with a French-English phrasebook and a Portuguese-French dictionary. The results, I’m sure you’ll agree, are staggering.
I have put my stockings outward.
I have croped the candle.
I have mind to vomit.
I will not to sleep on street.
I am catched cold in the brain.
I am pinking me with a pin.
I dead myself in envy to see her.
I take a broth all morning.
I shall not tell you than two woods.
Have you understanded?
This family needs men to wed their daughters. I already emailed them and told them about adultfriendfinder.com.
The last picture says “Sixth daughter is 19 and always ready”.
Always ready for horse tranquilizers.
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- Dippermouth Blues
This family needs men to wed their daughters.
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