Giant Douchebag Suspended From CNN
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See that thick figure walking off set behind James Carville? It’s none other than Robert “Douchebag” Novak, the assbag that revealed Valerie Plame’s identity in his column thereby ending her career as a WMD expert, all to settle a political score for Bush puppetmaster Karl Rove.
From Mediamatters.org…
While discussing Rep. Katherine Harris’s (R-FL) plan to run for a Senate seat against Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL), Novak told Carville, “Just let me finish what I’m going to say, James, please. I know you hate to hear me.” Carville said to host Ed Henry, describing Novak: “He’s gotta show these right-wingers that he’s got backbone, you know. The Wall Street Journal editorial page is watching you. Show ‘em you’re tough.”
Novak responded: “Well, I think that’s bullshit, and I hate that.” He then said to Henry, “Just let it go.” As Henry asked Carville a question, Novak walked off the set.
After the segment ended, Henry apologized to viewers for Novak’s leaving the set “a little early,” adding: “I had told him in advance that we were going to ask him about the CIA leak case. He was not here for me to be able to ask him about that. Hopefully, we’ll be able to ask him about that in the future.”
And from CNN…
“Bob Novak’s behavior on CNN today was inexcusable and unacceptable,” the network said in a statement. “Mr. Novak has apologized to CNN, and CNN apologizes to its viewers for his language and actions. We’ve asked Mr. Novak to take some time off.”
Plus he has to write a letter to his parents explaining why he’s suspended, wash the blackboards for 2 weeks when he gets back, and apologize over the loudspeaker to the entire company.
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August 5th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LANGUAGE!!!
If he can curse on CNN, I can do it here. Right?
what an assbag…i hate the fucking fuckity motherfucker Novack. the little loudmouth crybaby had to leave the set. boohooo…cry like a little bitchass. i hate him and everything he stands for. i hope he is fired from every position he holds and vanishes into obscurity as a grumpy old assbag. fuck him.
August 5th, 2005 at 9:29 pm
That shitbag Novak - what a jerk off. That doesn’t even sum it up. The guy who almost hit me on the way to work is a jerk off. Novak is a hateful piece of crap who doesn’t mind being responsible for someone’s death or the end of a good career or selling out his supposed patriotic vlaues as long as it is for political gain. He should be in prison getting cornholed by his cellmate, crying like a bitch.
Adam - sorry for the profanity. No, actually I am not. This whole thing makes me belch bile from my gut.
August 19th, 2005 at 10:32 am
Now that was entertainment … unfortunately, there is a plethera of giant douchebags waiting to take his place …