Hertwecked
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Our friend Jason Hertweck had one too many pulls on the absinthe bottle the other evening, followed by one too many pulls on the bourbon. So after passing out on the bench seat of our pontoon boat, he had his face assed by Smitty, subsequently referred to by the rest of us as getting “Hertwecked”.
I had to stop in the middle of editing this several times because I was crying on the keyboard.
I don’t care how old I get, seeing somebody get an ass in the face will always make me laugh.
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May 11th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
that was even funnier than I remembered…poor bastard.
May 11th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I’m having an insightful discussion with a commenter named “infidelcrusader” over on Break.com about this clip:
Hertwecked on Break.com
May 13th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
It reminds me of a scene from Bosch’s “Garden of Earthly Delights.”
May 16th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
bravo smitty, another masterpiece. i especially was entertained when Jason’s nose got caught in the crack of your ass
June 11th, 2007 at 11:59 am
i’m laughing on the west coast, bishes!