Turkey Maulin”

Turkey Maulin’

[editor’s note: this entry was created by N.Rasche…part-time contributor to bullemhead.]

Brock with his Tom….

Brock Russel (bullemhead creators cousin) and I went turkey hunting out at River Ridge Farm today. I totally missed a big gobbler that was about 30 yards away. I put Brock on a bird up in the woods. He mauled it within 30 minutes of setup. His first Tom. I am now starting a guided hunt service. Food, lodging, and scouting are available. Price per hunter $1500.00

Gobbler Stats:
23lbs.
10 inch beard
~nar

Guide (N.Rasche) and all around Badass…

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1. spanglish Says:
   May 17th, 2006 at 6:58 pm

   Hey there Brockerspaniel, your heads looking pretty squished in that picture. Looks like you really put it on that turkey! Did you shoo it with a gun or did your spear chunking girlfriend’s zebra run over it and sever its head with its hoof? Anyway night ninja, good kill keep it out your butt.

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Turkey Maulin

Turkey Maulin’ - Click for Video

Now that hunting season is about to end I will have some time to get some of the video up. This is some video taken on the last day of fall turkey season. Smitty eloquently explains how the poor bastards got mauled. There is nothing better for breakfast than beer and turkey.
~nar

Music: Beck-Farewell Ride
Attention DNR: If you take this seriously, eat a dick.

Smitty try this…(wmv file)

[editor’s note: this video was made by Nick, my friend in Indiana and sometimes Bullemhead contributor]

This entry was posted on Friday, December 16th, 2005 at 7:56 pm and is filed under Indiana. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

         

12 Responses to “Turkey Maulin”

1. adam Says:
   December 16th, 2005 at 9:35 pm

   I can’t wait.

2. charlene Says:
   December 17th, 2005 at 12:45 am

   sexy

3. charlene Says:
   December 17th, 2005 at 12:47 am

   sexy

4. citizenr Says:
   December 17th, 2005 at 1:46 am

   lame, I want hamsters on crack, not crackpots with shotguns

5. Nick Says:
   December 17th, 2005 at 10:02 am

   you can’t always get what you want…

6. bottomunion Says:
   December 18th, 2005 at 5:36 am

   ’bout time those hicks motivated to make another video
   this one’s from ’bout October-ish. Slackers.

7. Francisco Daum Says:
   December 19th, 2005 at 2:28 am

   Them cutlets look real tasty with potato wedges too. Wow. I once worked in Fort Drum. It’s in the New York State Thousand Islands Region. Very cold in the winters and they have wild turkey there. The Army actually had to stop training because of turkey hunting season. Maybe the guys wanted to go hunting or they didn’t want to shell turkeys.

8. rachel Says:
   December 19th, 2005 at 2:06 pm

   it doesn’t even show!!

9. Richard Says:
   December 19th, 2005 at 11:16 pm

   well, this definately makes me feel like I’m at home … our dog just carried home a ten-point buck’s head that some poor deer hunter had made the mistake of leaving out somewhere … very entertaining video, and really good music (wondering who the music was?)

10. Smitty Says:
    December 21st, 2005 at 11:49 pm

    What a wonderful installment of outlandish hillbilly adventures! Nick, great job on the editing! Everyone would be surprised that we actually have great jobs, and don’t feel the need to fuck our sisters!

    To everyone that has left such positive feed back. THANKS! The movies are fun to make, and it’s nice to see some people see the humor we are trying to convey. To all those who don’t like the movies….Go Fuck Yourselves!

    Love,

    Smitty

11. Tanuki Shady Says:
    December 27th, 2005 at 6:54 pm

    Being a city boy now, this is fresh to me. Not that I don’t have my own backwoods stories, mind you. Back in Michigan, I once tore a big ol’ muskrat apart with my bare hands. I scooped it’s guts out with one hand and swung it’s intestines around in the air like a lasso. I think it’s ragged old hide is still sittin’ ’round my mom’s garage somewhere. Great fun. Kinda miss those days…(I’m a vegeatarian now, though.) Oh…you mean this is s’posed to be funny? Shit. Didn’t intend to offend.

12. J.Dizzle Says:
    May 17th, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    Brock the Cock!! I gotta’ say that is one hell of a bird!! The sun must shine on every cock holsters ass every once in a while. I do believe that huntin’ trip must have been better than the golden showers you love so much. Holler boy!!

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