Iguana Hard Life - Click to Play

This iguana is named Bruce. Bruce lives in Mexico on the beach. He tries to throw you off with all the affable head-nodding, but he really has a hard life. Last week he was shit-canned from the dog track where he worked part-time as a ticket sweeper. His wife promptly threw him out, as she claimed, “I have 48 eggs to bury today and you come home with this news? Well, they’re not even yours Bruce. It was the chameleon boy who cleans the cave. Just leave.”

He’s been pacing back and forth from rock to rock ever since.

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