Fucking Machine

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For those of you who came here in search of a machine that fucks, I give you Wreck & Salvage.

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1. wholesalefuckingmachine Says:
   February 21st, 2007 at 1:56 pm

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   Fuck Machine is a remote controlled fucking machine with eight amazing different speeds. The remote control is wireless, making the Star Fuck unique among sex machines. We call it a UFO (Unbelievable Fucking Object).You can control the speed and function of the Star Fuck from up to twenty feet away using the tiny hand held, pocket size remote control.It is the perfect machine for both anal and vaginal sex. Eight speeds make this sex machine a powerful toy indeed. Here are the 8 speeds broken down to strokes per second:Speed One: 1.4 strokes per secondSpeed Two: 2.4 strokes per secondSpeed Three: 3.6 strokes per secondSpeed Four: 4.4 strokes per secondSpeed Five: 5.3 strokes per secondSpeed Six: 6.0 strokes per secondSpeed Seven: 7.1 strokes per secondSpeed Eight: 8.2 strokes per secondThe distance of the average fixed stroke length is 2 1/3″ every stroke, moving from 3 2/3″ to 6″. You can use the first setting for a casual and relaxed time, or crank it up to eight and let this stylishly designed and fun toy bang away. The handle is 18″ tall, 6″ wide at the grip, and 3½” wide at the base. The realistic pink rubber cock dildo is 6″ long, with a diameter of 1½”. The droid-like sphere that functions as the body of this item is about 7½” tall. To experience something fun, new, wild, unique, and extremely satisfying, try the Star Fuck Machine. You’ll have a UFT (Unbelievable Fucking Time).

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