Also on Youtube.

Here is a video of me taking a bath naked. Reproductive organs are not shown.

And here are some evilvlog-style ramblings, straight from my brain into your eyeballs, via the internet:

It’s raining very hard now. The wind is very loud. The cat sleeps through it all.

“Jesus, I love you so fucking much.”

Billy is excited to be working with me on a new project. He will get along well with Dwight and Jo.

The leaves twitter now, recovering from the strength of today’s rainblast, their shadows feeble on the curtain.

I am going to have to learn to add someday.

When I do, I should write a book about my life so far.

It will be called The Real Bible, and people will buy it and put it in the drawers of nightstands in motor lodges all over America.

I want pancakes and sausage, and someone to love.

Tino is a great name.

Tina is not.

I wish I could taste food with my fingertip.

I want a webservice that delineates.

I want a wall full of lightswitches that each turn on a single bulb in a string of christmas lights.

I want my skin to be used to upholster a comfortable chair when I die, and I want my widow to sit in it every night and mumble incoherently. Visitors to my house should have to exchange pleasantries with the chair.

After churches, bottles, journeys to the tops of mountains, I finally found what I was looking for
in your eyes.

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