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You’ve come a long way, baby

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My 1st video for Wreck & Salvage Propaganda Week 2007, also known as Videoblogging Week 2007 on Mefeedia.

Here are entries from Valdez:

and Nelson:

We all know the bad things about smoking. Here are some good things:

“Scientists have found evidence that smoking might help prevent the onset of various dementias. Many dementias go hand-in-hand with a loss of chemical receptors in the brain that just happen to be stimulated by nicotine. Smoking seems to bolster these receptors, and smokers have more of them. The theory is that smokers may then have more to lose before they start losing their minds. “It does seem that nicotine has a preventative effect, but the problem is that the other stuff in the cigarette tends to rot everything else,” says Roger Bullock, a specialist in dementia and director of the Kingshill Research Centre in Swindon. So if your time is nearly up anyway, and you have somehow managed to steer a course past the Scylla and Charybdis of heart attacks and tumours, smoking might just help you retain your marbles.”

AND…

For man to have started smoking, he needed a reason,
and the reason is still the same today. Man found that by
smoking different substances he could maintain better health,
by supplying the body rapidly with needed elements, and at
the same time combat many microscopic organisms. The rapid
oxidization of the substances, cooks any organisms on the plant
while chemically braking down the elements. It was wise for
man to begin to use for his betterment the fact that elements
enter the blood system faster through the lungs, and not only
does the burning of the bush take the place of digestion, it
also save the energy it would take to digest. Man soon found
that he could better control his mind with a more controlled
diet. And that each person could seek-out, through experiment,
an herb that might help balance his metabolism.

The burning bush has been educational to man, but it has
caused man to have to develop his selfdiscipline, a major move
away from the animals. Let us not forget, what got us here,
what formed man from the dust of the earth, and without which
we would fall back.

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Plus, animals are afraid of smoke, so you can use cigarettes to protect yourself in the wild.

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2 Responses to “You’ve come a long way, baby”

  1. jonny goldstein Says:

    That was great! I hack a lung fragment in your general direction in praise of these equisitely crafted videos.

  2. Dan Says:

    Cigarettes saved me from bear attack one time. Just as the giant grizzly approached, I quickly sparked up a Marlboro and he instantly retreated and later apologized for his outburst.

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